What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.