Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
He had no leg to stand on.
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Change for a buck.
No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.
Skates!
Because the ice always Thors.
