What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What are short men called?

Friends.

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool