What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.