What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese millionare?

Ching-Ching.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.