What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.