What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.