What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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What's the heaviest Chinese food?

wonton :3

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant