Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.