Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

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Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.