Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.