What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.