What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.