What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture