What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture