What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture