What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

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What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.