What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.