What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.