What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.