The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege
Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry
It cost an arm and a leg
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
Rocket Farts.
Mr. President.
