How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's the most popular game at a nursing home?

Guess who

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.