What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.