What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.