To keep their nuts dry.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A-corny joke.
Thats nuts
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Neither one is a squirrel.
Because it was dead.
Because, they're so darn stupid!
A gray and red hairy paste.
They both aren't artichokes
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It died.
Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
To be on the safe side!
Both can climb trees, except the piano
points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels
A nut house.
Diagon alley
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Jaques straps
He kilt himself
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Fur Elise
Look a squirrel!
They use snail polish.
Because they never get out of their shell
A Cairopractor!
Because eggs were going up !
CORNY JOKES!!!
Ba dum ship.
Step one Step two Step three
Queen Kong.