To keep their nuts dry.
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A-corny joke.
Thats nuts
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Neither one is a squirrel.
Because it was dead.
Because, they're so darn stupid!
A gray and red hairy paste.
They both aren't artichokes
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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It died.
Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
To be on the safe side!
Both can climb trees, except the piano
points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels
A nut house.
Artichoke.
Swimming trunks
A cry for Alp !
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Because the cow has the udder
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
At your cervix, m'lady
Patient: She's out of town.
They don't work out.
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
