What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.