What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.