What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury