Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.