Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!