Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!