Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!