Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!