Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!