Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano