How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.