How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.