How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu