What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.