What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!