How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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What is white and interferes with the meal?

An avalanche.

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "