How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

What is white and interferes with the meal?

An avalanche.

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!