How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.