Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

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Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

Where did little John go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men