Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men