John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Because Paracetamol on fire.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
More than 1,000
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
They have the same middle name!
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
Mourning wood.
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men