What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.