What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood