What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning