What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast