What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)