What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.