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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?

They vote.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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