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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?

They vote.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

Achieve Jokes More Achieve Jokes

Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Prank Jokes More Prank Jokes

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.