Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?

They vote.

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Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa