Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What do japanese men do when they have erections?

Vote

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea