Japanese Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife?

The knife has a point !

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on