You have to drop the bomb twice.
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Goes better with their eyes.
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa
It ran out of juice.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
tooth-hurty
Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
You drop it on her twice.
Because he got hit by a car
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
Miso impossible
Neither can achieve an election
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
Flatman and Ribbon
