Japanese Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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He'll tell you.

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.