Japanese Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)