Japanese Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.