Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Not Elope Jokes More Not Elope Jokes

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What is a homophobe's favorite fruit?

Cant-elope.