Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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Antelopes

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He pulled his hamstring!

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Cantaloupes

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They Cantaeloped!

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What is a homophobe's favorite fruit?

Cant-elope.