What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker