What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.