What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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Arrrish

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Because they had good high jeans

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HDMI

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Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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X marks the pot, matey."

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Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.