What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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Are you seeding?

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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X marks the pot, matey."

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY