How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.