How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer