What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!