What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.