What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."