Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.