Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.