Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Previous Random Joke Next

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Kennedy Jokes More Kennedy Jokes

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.