Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

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What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.