Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

Kennedy Jokes More Kennedy Jokes

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.