Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

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What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Kennedy Jokes More Kennedy Jokes

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.