Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.