What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach