What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"