What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!