What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

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What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"