Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Oh it doesn't really matter.
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
We saw that same joke two days ago