We saw that same joke two days ago
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Comment after reading the article.
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
A masochist
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.