What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

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What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !