Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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The guest of honor always shows up late!

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They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.