Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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They both live off dead beetles

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles