Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Whats the difference between Genders and The Twin Towers?

There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.