Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.