What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.