What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.