What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

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