What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!