What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!