What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother