What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

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How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona?

Tucson.

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "