What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.