What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.