Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.