Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.