Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......