Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......