Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.