Profanity Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

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Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

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Use the fork, Luke.

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I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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Just Loki I guess

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Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Because they hate Tibet.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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It was a bad habit.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.