Profanity Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.