What do zombies use to prepare their tu...

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...