What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Pro Life Tips.

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an im-paw-ster.

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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I have made a grave mistake.

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I'm reliving myself.

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The Turkey Club

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Drill drill drill.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.