What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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High Seas Dead People

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Muslim Bale

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He's Russian to Turkey.

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red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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Hebrews it.

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Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...