What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"