What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"