What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful