What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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A Naanprofit!

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Cannelloni some money till next week

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Game, *Set,* and match.

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I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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Briiiiines...

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful