What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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