What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"