What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful