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What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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Missouri.

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200 Dollars.

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Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

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Well the flag is a big plus!

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Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.