What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

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Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!