How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!