How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.