Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

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' Jokes More ' Jokes

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Abc Jokes More Abc Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept