Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Abc Jokes More Abc Jokes

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!