Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.