Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

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Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

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What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.