How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.