How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Which year is the most popular?

1969

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!