How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.