What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran