What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.