What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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Why did the SSD burn a flag?

Because it was a Patriot Blaze

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.