What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel