What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart