What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event