What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!