What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!