What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!