What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard